A day to celebrate your favorite slutty bisexual friends.
Observed on March 5th.
"I got my best friend a cute cat mug to celebrate International Slutty Bisexual Bestie Day. They're going to love it!"
When you are Bisexual and Transgender
Friend "What's your sexuality"
Other friend "I'm Bisexual Transgendera"
When you are Bisexual and Transgender
Friend "what's your sexuality"
Other Friend "I'm Bisexual Transgendera"
Someone with brown skin and black hair and black eyes
If I was a bisexual cheater I’d have black eyes brown skin and black hair
All males with brown skin, black hair, black eyes
Bisexual Cheater- If she had a dick then she’d be a bi cheater.
Despite everybody saying it's for straight people, it's not.
It means you like one specific gender, but you'd make some exceptions.
John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm straight but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Ryan Reynolds or George Michael.
Sarah: That's pretty gay, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people
For a gay person:
John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm gay but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie.
Sarah: That's pretty straight, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people
You are a 12 yo white girl that wants to be in the LGBT+ community, so you invent that you are homosexual, but you only like one gender, it's like being bisexual, but only liking one gender, basically, or you're homosexual or straight.
Jimmy: hey how are you
White 12 years old girl: im semi bisexual
Jimmy: what the fuck is that
White 12 years old girl: its that you are bisexual but only like one gender,
Jimmy: so you are straight?
White 12 years old girl: No, IM SEMI BISEXUAL HOMOFOBIC
Jimmy: shut up you stupid bitch, get some parents