Free poor quality porn after 9pm
9.26pm, and Mary is masturbating in the bathroom.
48๐ 40๐
when a person was a nobody, got on tv & thought they were a celabrity & really they were still a nobody!!!
The Craig, Jade Goody, Nasty Nick etc etc...
8๐ 4๐
two or more men who have developed a bond by having had sex with the same woman at one time or another. usually becomes known after the fact and is a term of endearment used when there is absolutely no resentment resulting from the situation.
Man 1: "You'd be doing me a favor if you seduced my ex-girlfriend."
Man 2: "I'm glad that wouldn't piss you off, because we had sex last week."
Man 1: "We're "igloo brothers!""
38๐ 30๐
An annoying shit head that is about a year older than you that gets treated well as the younger brother gets treated like ass.
My older brother is an annoying prick
16๐ 10๐
When two people receive a boner at the same time for the same reason.
boy friend: "So I friggin' got a boner for a picture my girl friend sent me last night!"
best friend: "No shit?! I'm afraid I have bad news! I received the same picture last night . . . and the same happened to me. I hate to break it to you bro, but we are boner brothers!"
boy friend: "Son of a bitch whore!!"
15๐ 10๐
See George W. Bush and Karl Rove
Big brother is watching us all to make sure we blindly adhere to the Right Wing party line
Fuck Big Brother...I can think for myself.
66๐ 62๐
An over-rated, poor excuse for entertainment.
Big Brother is a reality TV show.
44๐ 39๐