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this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
Bigoted ass of a male human that no woman or man would want. Also known as Dick for short.
You’re such an unlikeable bigot, you’re a Richard Cooper.
Where Lee has a cheeky beer
“Did you see how hungover Lee got in The Coopers arms last night?”
tall math teacher big beard. looks bad w/o one
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married
big football guy
overall, cool math guy
Guy “yo it’s Mr. Cooper!”
C-dawg “don’t call me that.”
a nice ass mf teacher that gives assignments on convenient dates and makes homework due three days later
Good thing Mr. Cooper assigns CK12 on Friday and makes it due Monday at 11:59 PM, I wanna spend my weekend
the big boi who is gonna fuck lauren and then in a loli voice say "oi that was good eh, now make me eh some spagetti" and then go catch a fub on fortnite battle royale in duos with reggie (whos body is quite still ready) on the nintendo switch.
oi did you hear how bryce cooper got that dub?