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When no one likes u and u have no bae
Am a lonely potato
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noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
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Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.
This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.
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a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees
He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.
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To erotically engage in sexual activities
Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.
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To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.
oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.
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because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different
me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS
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