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One that loves to get high and eat desserts, chocolates,cakes and pies!
Hey marie, sean's such a ravenous stoner, maybe we ought to join him!
I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story
The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".
If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.
DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!
"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"
Man, that Michael Heath kid smokes so much fuckin weed! What a huge stoner.
The elevated suggestibility stoners get when they're high. Especially if it involves smoking more weed.
Stoner A: Alright dude it's 2am I'm going to bed.
Stoner B: Oh right, but first should we head to the park and smoke another bowl.
Stoner A: Oh shit you're right we should do that.
Stoner: Dude that's stoner suggestibility right there.
When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.
Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.