Hearing aid

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.

I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.

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kool aide

when your in the "zone" or you or someone else is the elite of something

"damn that chick is drinking the kool aide"

"ew get the hell out of my kool aide bitch"

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Kool-Aid

Colored form of crack.

Look at that druggie down that street snorting up that kool-aid.

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Band-Aid

A hardcore follower of a band, commonly referred to as a groupie.

Band Member: Get these fucking Band-Aids away from me. If I wanted a crackwhore bitch, I'd go visit the sorostitutes at UW-Whitewater.

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Apple Aids

A popular mixed drink consisting of apple cider and Goldschläger.

Some girl gave me apple aids at a party; it was amazing.

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Car AIDS

Used to discribe a car that is simply nasty and you would not want to go near let alone sit in/drive. A car so bad that you think you could catch AIDS from it if you get to close...

Why would you buy that heap, it has car AIDS.

I don't want a lift from him, his car is AIDS.

Don't get a lift with him you might catch AIDS...
What?
His car is AIDS.

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Rite-AIDS

A popular store that supplies in your daily need of AIDS and anything AID worthy including:

-Your grandpas dentures
-a gallon of african kid blood
-a used tooth brush
-a crack needle with a significant amount of blood
-a camel nut
-a dead goldfish
-A gallon of bleach
And a tumor from a cancer patient

Man: Dude i have AIDS
Man 2:Well lets go get you some stuff from Rite-AIDS

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