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You must be so bored to look this up
types in: I AM SO BORED
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Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube
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Bc u haven’t found the right time to die
Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya
The theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog and the best Crush 40 song tied with Open Your Heart.
FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best Crush 40 song hands down.
Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.
FBI_Weegee: Call it even?
Synergetic: K.
Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.
Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.
Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!
When your anger is so insane .... it's like a pile of bullshit
I am bullshit mad right now... my friend, Justine, is a complete bitch
it is a synonym for Where the lie tho? and is a response when you expose someone or tell the truth in a humorous way and there is a shocked or surprised reaction
1: "Emily was highkey a bitch at that party tbh"
2: "BrUHHHH"
3:"Am I wrong tho?"
Tony Stark's last words before he snapped his fingers in Avengers Endgame that made your mom cry, your dad cry, your sister cry, your cousin cry, and the whole world cry.
"I am inevitable." Thanos snaps and looks at his gauntlet like oh shit. He proceeds to looks at Tony who's like 'FUCK YOU' and Tony says, "I am iron man" Then sis snapped harder than Miley Cyrus in 2013.