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A guy who scopes out lonely, traumatized and vulnerable women and promises to love them forever and moves out of his house and tells said woman that he loves her every day and then after 6 months just changes his mind with no remorse. He is also a lying SOB.
Hey, Lee is such a PSYCHOPATHIC ASSHOLE>
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That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.
Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.
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The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.
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A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.
This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.
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A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard
Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."
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A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.
Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...
Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.
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Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters
Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.
Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.
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