August 4th

The day hope went to bed earlier than mark!!

Person 1: “no have you heard that hope went to bed earlier than mark?”
Person 2: “no wayyyy that’s crazy bro, on august 4th too!”

August 23rd

National send your boyfriend seggsy pics day. (Much worth it)

“Dude!! It’s August 23rd !! My girl is gonna send some fire pictures”

August 23rd

No definition, I just really fucking hate August 23rd for no reason at all.

“Man… I really fucking hate August 23rd”

August 22

It’s where it all started.

“august 22 2020 is when dracotok first began” idk

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August 5th

National boyfriend day!

Give your bf lots of love and attention, tell him how much you appreciate him.
Give him the best day ever. 💙

Its August 5th, Happy national boyfriends day to the best boyfriend their is!!!

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

August 5th

A divine Feminine with a heart of gold was born

August 5th, Nature created a wonderful serendipity