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No Astley August is a challenge for the internet, in which participants, for the entire month of August, must not get Rick Rolled.
The rules are simple.
Rule 1: You must not get Rick Rolled.
Rule 2: You must not view and/or listen any Rick Astley songs on any internet platform.
Rule 3: Singing doesn't count, but you must not sing any Rick Astley song thrice a day. Singing a Rick Astley song thrice a day will count as a participant failure.
Punishment: Once you fail, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for every day that is an odd number. That includes 1, 3, 5, to 31. Once you fail that challenge, you must listen to Rick Astley songs for the entire month.
Jon: *listens to Never Gonna Give You Up*
Justin: Have you heard about the new No Astley August?
Jon: No What August?
Justin: Get the speakers, it is August 3 today.
national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.
you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.
the 24th of august is pretend to be emo day
friend- its the 24th of august today
me- im so emo
friend- same
people born on august 13th have massive dicks
John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"
The day a legendary mf named Erik Montes was born
: “Wake up its august 21st”
“What happens today?”
“ERIK WAS BORN TODAY”
Beat the shit out of your sister.
Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.
National boyfriend day!
Give your bf lots of love and attention, tell him how much you appreciate him.
Give him the best day ever. 💙
Its August 5th, Happy national boyfriends day to the best boyfriend their is!!!