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A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.
I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.
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a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.
Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"
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Dried ejaculate on an erection.
"My sugar banana itched all day."
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Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.
Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.
Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!
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1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.
2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)
Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.
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