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A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
"Southern belle ain't nothing but a trick, nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch" - Ice Cube
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Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.
The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.
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The eighties single "One slip" has all the requisite bells and whistles of a classic Pink floyd tune.
President Obama's speech held all the bells and whistles of that of a true statesman.
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An extremely rich, haughty, arrogant, classy southern lady. She proudly traces her ancestry back to some prestigeous slaveholding family.
My girlfriend from Greenville, South Carolina a southern bell.
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The belle is referring to the woman's clitorous whilst the taco refers to her reproductive organ. The belle hangs in the taco just like the woman's sexual organ happens to appear.
Dude have you seen Carly's taco belle, it's bigger than what i expected when i saw it in the mirror as she was running after me
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Basically; a penis. A pipe with a bell on the end.
The bell on the end of the penis.
Bell-Pipe is open to multiple interpretations.
Do with it what you will.
Lucas, you're a fucking bell-pipe.
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