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~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?
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p diddys vodka named Ciroc Vodka
is that Grey Goose naw its that DIDDY BIRD
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Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
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Sunny skies on the slopes, ideal for any boarder
Bangin blue bird day at the ski park
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somebody acting retarded beyond comprehension, belief, or making it clear that they are "better than everyone"
" god damn it, zoe's being such a freaking gay bird"
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Epic family guy parody of the song Surfin' bird - The Trash men
Were peter basically sings the whole song.
Peter:A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
Meg: NO U
Chris: I LIEK MUDKIPZ
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Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.
Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.
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