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When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
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A legendary blind Piedmont blues musician who only played twelve string guitar, considered by some to be the best blues singer and guitarist of all time. Went on to influence generations of musicians.
Guy #1: I'm listening to "Lord ,Send Me An Angel" by Jack White.
Guy #2: Yeah, have fun with that. I'll be listening to the badass original by Blind Willie McTell.
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Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.
Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?
Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.
Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.
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When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald
Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers
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a religious person mostly Christian who has never read the bible but claims to know every thing about there religion.
Christian- god is good
you- wow that is some blind & deaf faith
Christian- what
you- read the bible and then tell me if you still think god is good
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When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.
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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
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The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
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