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Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin
A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)
The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.
Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin
A blumpkin where the person receiving is covered in queso cheese. 🧀
I just got cheesy blumpkin from Jayden’s mom!