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A type of candy that is given out at Valentine's day and taste like drywall
Wow this Heart Candy taste like Tums
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the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.
Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics
the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.
Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp
The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django
She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".
Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.
Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.