Pull your card

To call someone out on their bullshit. To expose someone lying or fronting or pretending to be hard. It does NOT mean 'to kill anyone'.

If you come down here talkin' shit, we'll pull your card.

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three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

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bitch card

A business-like card given to females (bitches) that sparks a celebrity's interest. Given to hopeful one-night stands.

Elliott Sadler gave that pit lizard his bitch card.

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Uno Reverse Card

Often referred to as "No U" uno reverse card is a statement you make after another says they will do something to you. This causes them to do it to themselves.

Person:"I'm gonna fockin shank ya BLUD"
Me:"Uno reverse card"
Person:*Shanks self*

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Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

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card shark

one who scams cards out of purses in order to feed his child

i watched him swim with the churchy and now he's the card shark

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credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.

Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

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