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A Chode Monster is exactly that. It's a chode monster. A monster that has a body that looks like a chode. Now, this monster may be male or female. It can even be transvestite. Even though a Chode Monster is only a legend it has been said that they can come and make a guys penis into a chode after a terrible accident. Chode Monsters can also give women with small vaginas alot of pleasure without over powering their vaginas.People normally draw Chode Monsters or scuplt them as a joke.But Chode Monsters are no joke. They can be real. It's a mystery.
Me and Janine we're down at the park and I sculpted a Chode Monster while she was talking on the phone. She thought it was very funny but I took it seriuously.
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a small chode-like creature who worships chode; or a dumb ass friend; a short and fat creature often teased for the resemblence of the chode
" That kid there is a chode elf."
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When you haven't taken a shower in a week and you take a butter knife and scrape the resin off your sack onto a piece of toast then make that bitch eat it.
I made that bitch eat my chode sludge and she loved it, like honey.
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A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.
The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.
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Wasting time on distractions. Not achieving or learning anything. Acting like a self-centered, self-indulged child resisting the transition to adulthood.
I've been in chode mode for a solid two years now. Well, time to change.
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1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
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The point in which you get so aggrivatingly horny and someone is around so you cannot relieve yourself. Hense making you very grumpy and easily angered.
Ben: Get the F*** out of my house!
Josh: Damn dude chill with all the chode rage!
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