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A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight
Moscow Mule, anyone?
To put diamonds on a watch face
Got this new Omega, time to Flood the Clock
guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock
guy 2: that's really weird bro
Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.
Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?
A term for a transgender woman who does not pass as a woman who was born a woman. This transgender woman looks so much like a man, that all the transsexual women around her get clocked because of her.
This trans woman is so ugly, literally the hardest brick (another term for a non-passable transgender woman) a brick can get.
This girl is worse than a Clock Monster.
This term was made by @InJuvenile on instagram
“Girl that Clock Demon Jaybies got me clocked by the trade.” She’s such a man that it makes me look like one!” Said @YgDior
when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER
when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER