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Bentley College is a business school in Waltham, MA. It is mainly an institution for the advancement of wealthy people. Most students are rich and get in a lot easier than the smaller population that is amazingly talented and got scholarships. The campus is completely lacking in diversity besides maybe the Asian population. Putting whiteout over fresh snow does not compare to the whiteness of Bentley.
More importantly, Bentley discriminates on the basis of talent and money. So if you don't have a good amount of either, you are not currently a Bentley student.
The campus has organizations that were made to give students fun things to do and keeps there little minds busy. People make friends of course, although if a job offering came up, they would happily punch their friend in the face to get it.
About once a semester there is some kind of big fundraiser on campus. These are social events where people joke around and pretend they are helping people. They put on their serious face, and then forget why they cared and go party.
Republicans and Democrats make up the political spectrum at Bentley. These are the people that may have important influence on the political life of this country some day, so they are highly propagandized and told not to think. Oh wait, nobody tells them that, but they do it anyways. Some students are good and decent, but many more students are loud, chauvinistic, competitive, and lazy. There idea of working together is teaming up to kick dirt in a poor man's face.
"I want to drink every day and try to do as little work as possible in college. After, I'll just take over my father's business."
"It's simple, just go to Bentley College!"
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A college located in Westminster MD, which is overrated, terrible education, and it's the worst place a college student can ever be. If you want a terrible college experience, apply and you will be accepted. The athletic program is the worst of al D3 schools. They teams are not capable of winning any games, and the coaching staff is the worst of them all. If you want to be a "collegiate athlete" and no other college will accept you, come to McDaniel and we will put you on a team and make your life hell. But technically you are not an athlete, so don't go off campus with your sports gear because you will be ridiculed and made fun off, and probably you will want to kill your self. You will realize that no one gives a shit about you and that you are a mochary of D3 athletics all over the country. When it comes to girls, all the girls are covered in achene and the ratio of fat chicks to in shape, is a 13:1 ratio. It's is as if they wear a bed sheet for clothes because they can't find anything that they can wear.
Please come attend McDaniel if you want to have a terrible college experience, but remember that you will regret it the moment you step foot on campus. And be aware that McDaniel will always ask you for money, and drain your wallet no matter what.
Hopkins: You attend Mcdaniel college?
Student: Yes I do, and I play soccer for them.
Hopkins: Did the coach ask you to play when you went to a camp during the summer?
Student: Yes, Coach Corrieri asked me to play.
Hopkins: That sucks, you guys suck.
Students: I know, my club team and high school team was so much better.
Hopkins: Im sorry to hear that.
Student: CORRIERI SUCKS!!!
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Absolutely the most awesome sport on the face of the planet. Nowhere else can you find more heart and soul poured onto a field (court) of play, be it any other collegiate sport, professional, or even recreational. The epitome of effort and desire, of struggle and reward, of upset and smackdown (see University of North Carolina).
some lameass: Hey I love college field hockey, what is your favorite sport? Collegiate or Pro?
tbrew: Are you f*ing kidding me you pulseless jerk-off? College basketball!
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Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
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a college student who does not get completely obliterated when he drinks and doesn't take every opportunity given to him to go out or drink.
Bob: Why you being such a college pussy its Friday night you should be drinking.
Frank: I have to do my homework.
True Life im a college pussy.
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Crappy community college in Palatine, Illinois. Where most of the kids at Palatine High School end up going if they aren't rich or get good grades or are good at sports, let alone even go to college at all.
Also known as 'Harper High' because it's basically jsut an extension of high school. You're with about half of the same people you went to high school with, and it's set up much the same.
Good for getting whatever degree in whatever major you've selected, but don't expect anyone to make a big deal out of it. It's basically the bare minimum college education.
Harper College-
'What are you doing after graduation?'
'Harper.'
'Cool, me too. And, like, the other 20 people i've asked in the last hour.'
'Bitchin.'
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when a person realises that their' bed is a much more comfortable place, and the person generally chooses to stay there rather than go to college.
normally occurs in 1-2 months of starting college.
chick: where were you this morning?
dude: the college effect got me, so i had a lay in
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