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kfc condom

When you take chicken skin and wrap it around duck as a makeshift condom and have rough anal sex

I fucked a kfc cashier with the kfc condom

by Enzobenzomenzo December 23, 2023


consent condom

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open

ay did you bring the consent condom

by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022


Orange county condoms

someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation

ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by whhwejcdbwehudj February 20, 2010


Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 18, 2017


business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017


Icy Hot Condom

When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time

I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

by !Hey February 15, 2023


Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023