Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

cow butt

a wide but flat butt, like that of a cow

"That girl looks nothing like me! Sure, we both have the same complexion and hair color, but she has a cow butt and I have more of a bubble butt."

cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for largest cow fire is seventeen cows burning simultaneously

2. A drink found only in St Bernard Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

Cow Water

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

cow at a BBQ

one who feels very uncomfortable around a particular crowd. Who feels they might be confronted or blamed for the first thing that comes up. Feeling like you stand out in a particular crowd and are the topic of conversation.

I went to this party for a model friend of mine, man i felt like a cow at a BBQ. (everyone was beutiful except for daggy old me...)

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

cows ass

greeting to a friend of many years or special closeness. Reply is always You a nuddin'!

First guy-Cows Ass!
Second guy-You a nuddin'!