cow touge

a very nasty looking pussy.

Dan: dude i ate that chick out it was fucking groose.
Tim: dude that was a cow touge i hit that today.
TIM and Dan: aaaaahhhhhhh

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cow butt

a wide but flat butt, like that of a cow

"That girl looks nothing like me! Sure, we both have the same complexion and hair color, but she has a cow butt and I have more of a bubble butt."

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cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for largest cow fire is seventeen cows burning simultaneously

2. A drink found only in St Bernard Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

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Cow Water

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

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Daft cow

Daft cow is a british slang meaning idiot

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.

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scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

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cows ass

greeting to a friend of many years or special closeness. Reply is always You a nuddin'!

First guy-Cows Ass!
Second guy-You a nuddin'!

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