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A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor
The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.
My room was such a crusty goon this morning.
long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.
Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.
A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS
"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"