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dave is a no legged man that has a friend named bambi that is litterly insane and dave has a adoptive son called tristan who looks that he was born in chernobyl lol L ratio bozo. Dave is the best singer ever, he has a wheelchair, has 25 years old and freezes people in his basement or just kills them lol because of a wrong math question
Guy1:u like dave suss moguss?
Guy2(aka me):yassss
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i look just like dave algebra class dont i?
YES YOU DO !!!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!!!111111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!111111!111111111zZOMG
NOUN:
The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.
Verb:
¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.
² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.
Metaphor:
The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.
You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life
and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
Code for DMT or dimethyltryptamine
Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?
One of the best blackjack players in the world! Also, he's very hot.
"Hollywood" Dave Stann rocks even though he lost to Charlene Ono. Who cares, she's a porker.
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The lesbian who plays the role of the man in sex. Bull dog refers to their tendency to appear angry or viciously masculine.
I thought it was just a fat guy, but it turned out to be a very hairy bull dog dave
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