did

What ever you do, don't ever type 'did' using the letters to the left of the respective keys

Person 1: Hey, type 'did' using the letters to the left of the keys.
Person 2: Holy fucking shit.

Did

Engage in sexual activity

I never did it outside of my role as a missionary.

who did it and why

analyzing a failed relationship to identify fault and motive

SheraSeven's latest video is about who did it and why, Brad and Angelina edition.

Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN

Chad slang for do you guys want to play Risk of rain 2? Except Mat, fuck Mat (also known as Matt).

"Did you hear? There's a slight...RISK OF RAIN, Yeaaaaaa!"

"please no, not again"

Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

Did I ask

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.

'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'