Do It For The Lols

When the negative effects of ones actions obviously outweigh the positive, but one follows through with it "For the Lols."

Saying, "Do It For The Lols," can also be used as an incentive to encourage a friend to do something they regularly wouldn't.

Person A: Dude, last night I was out of shaving cream, but I shaved my balls anyway.

Person B: Why in hell would you do that?

Person A: I Do It For The Lols.

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doing a solid

Most commonly used in reference to doing one a favour. Otherwise used to refer to a massive turd that David takes in your toilet and films on his phone.

1. Hey man you wanna do me a solid
2. David I'm sick of you doing a solid in my upstairs toilet!

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do-gooder

See bleeding heart liberal. Someone who thinks they are helping society by championing oppressed minority groups, when in fact they are ruining society and crippling free speech.

Get a job, you stupid woman!

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do a Begbie

To toss/drop a beer glass over the side of a balcony on pub customers below, esp. if this results in injuries downstairs. May be accidental, but strictly speaking is intended to provide a pretext for the dropper to come downstairs, claim to be upset, and escalate the punch-up. From the stunt pulled by Francis Begbie in the 1996 classic movie, Trainspotting. At its classiest when the glass is thrown nonchalantly over the shoulder, like a pinch of salt.

That fellah over there with the scars down one side of his face is leaning over the rail with his Erdinger glass in one hand and has a look of sick anticipation in his eyes. I suspect he may be about to do a Begbie on the broad with the big boobs and the red T-shirt.

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Do da

Slang Substitution for "thingy". Used occassionally internationally for when the name of an object or word won't come to out of mouth when describing it/them.

"Give me that thing beside you."
"What thing?"
"That... do da there. BESIDE YE!"

"What do you call that do da there?"

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Doing a Steph

The act of instantly killing a conversation due to the hideous timing and inappropriate delivery of awful jokes.

Example 1:
Watching paranormal activity in suspense

Steph: "nom nom"
*SILENCE*
Person A: "good one"
Person B: Stop doing a Steph!

Example 2:
When attending a buffet

Person B: "Its £15 per head"
Steph: "What happens if you take more than a head?"
*SILENCE*

Example 3:
Listening to Beyonces song 'Irreplaceable'

Everyone: "To the left, to the left..."
Steph: "What happens if you wanna go to the right?"
*SILENCE*

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Boob Do

When someone(generally a female)'s stomach sticks out farther than their breasts. Comes from the fraise "Bitch's stomach hang out farther than her BOOBs DO"

"Nah dude. Let that chick keep walkin, she got the MAD boob do"

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