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Used by Steely Dan in the song "Time out of mind"
"Tonight when I chase the dragon the water may change to cherry wine. And the silver will turn to gold, time out of mind."
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230 million years ago before dogs ever existed, Dinosaurs used to mate "doggy style". Until this very day there is no stated fact to how it originally started due to lack of solid evidence but there are two theories discussed among paleontology scholars worldwide:
1- Dinos themselves invented the so called "doggy style" when a Deinonychus male who fell on top of an offguarded female who was bent over checking its eggs resulting in unintended surprise buttsecks. A T-rex witnessed the whole incident but couldn’t make much of the details happening between the proportionally tiny creatures and took it as the newest trend in dino mating techniques. Later that night a T-rex carcus was found with its heart ripped out. It wasn’t clear why was the unsuspecting creature killed.
2- A Dino time travel to the future and witnessed the act of physical love between two dogs that inspired him to teach his own kind how to hump in this newly discovered position.
Away from all the time paradoxes, nobody can deny the fact that dinos used to hump using the exact same position and if we take a look at the historical timeline it is concluded that dinos did it first thus giving birth to the "Dinosauria mating" commonly known as the "dino style" position.
The phrase "Dragon Style" was created when a scholar couldn't remember the true expression and thus became widely popular among the online community in general specially internet trolls.
Honey, wanna do it dragon style?
Great, These are dragons humping!
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noun; a young lesbian that frequents lesbian clubs in search for a much older woman. Usually the younger lesbian (the dragon) is unstable and in financial need, and is in search of an older or more financially secure woman to take them in and provide for them. The lesbian dragon is often a high-school, or college-aged girl (16-26 years old) that was kicked out of her parents' home for being gay and is searching for both emotional and financial stability. The targeted older female is often one that either 'came out' late in life, or otherwise single and easily manipulated. The term 'lesbian dragon' has a negative connotation because the older woman is often trapped by the youthful and sexy appeal of the dragon, and doesn't realize her predicament until she is paying for the dragon's living expenses, college tuition, cell phone bills, food and other expenses in exchange for a sexual relationship. When the older woman justifiably breaks off the relationship with the lesbian dragon, the dragon is off to the club once again in search of another older woman. Club, here, can be replaced with online dating sites as well.
Lesbians at a bar talking about other lesbians in a lesbian bar:
"Remember that 19 year old art student that used to sleep on my couch in my apartment because she had no where else to go?"
"The one that was kicked out of her house for being gay? yea whatever happened to her?"
"She got into the local lesbian bar with a fake I.D. and met a woman, some 38 year old lawyer and u-hauled in with her a week later. Now she left that woman for that woman's boss who is the law firm executive."
"That art student was such a lesbian dragon"
"Thats
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When confronting friends in the nude, you hide your penis between you thighs and say " hey look ". When they turn to see a false female figure, you spin around, bend over, and waddle backwards toward them.
" hey, I think rick's gay "
" no! why? "
" yesterday he pulled a hidden dragon on me "
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When a woman is going down on a man, right before he ejaculates he pushes down on the back of her head (or punches her in the back of the head) causing he to choke and cough thus shooting the semen out her nose. Like a dragon shooting flames or ice of it's nose.
See, sticky dragon or Ice dragon
"ohh, ohhh! almost . . . " Shove squirt Gag "BooYa! White Dragon!"
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The act of having sex with a woman who has one or more sexually transmitted diseases (STD) which result in severe burning and/or itching. These diseases can include but are not limited to;
Ghonnarea (Also Known As "The Clap")
Syphillis (Stage Two)
Herpes And/Or Genital Warts
Any STD Which Results In Painful Discharge Of Puss
Dude, I had dragon sex with that bitch last night and now I'm pissing some green thick shit.
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When an individual is urinating into another individuals mouth and while doing so the individual urinating hits the individual swallowing in the back of the head causing them to cough the urine out of their nose, thus a yellow dragon.
I use to dislike swallowing that Gelmini's urine though he loved it when I did, but once he gave me a yellow dragon I refused to ever let him pee on or near me again.
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