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When people think that your 500ml can of energy juice is infact beer
Cinema man : "you cant take alcohol in the cinema"
Me :"its ok, its rockstar"
Cinema man :"yeah, right, fuck off."
Me : "i thought it was only old people who made the energy drink error..."
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Brought to international recognition by the endeavors of Harvey Birdman (Attorney-At-Law), the phrase is used dismissively to interrupt a drawn-out answer to a question the speaker makes one wish they had never asked in the first place.
Harvey: Tell me, does Race have any... new buddies?
Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...
Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.
Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.
*slurp*
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While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.
"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink
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Verb. A specific derivative of drinking the kool aid that refers to the tendency of left- wing activists to blindly follow their leaders and ideological beliefs without any appreciation for reality or opposing points of view. Persons who are drinking the bong water will often attach themselves to liberal causes or pursuits that don't have a snowball's chance in Hades of achieving victory.
Dave: Well, it looks like my sister is drinking the bong water again.
Trevor: How so?
Dave: She's signed up to be a volunteer for Dennis Kuicnich's 2008 campaign.
Trevor: Silly hippie.
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The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd, M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.
A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!
B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.
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An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.
12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster
12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!
Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!
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Being a bitch.
Closely related to being a pussy or cunt nugget
Person was doing something bitchy. She therefore was drinking out of cups.
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