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A soft boiled egg in an egg cup with the top lopped off with a spoon so that you can dip your soldiers (long, thin slices of toast) in it. Eaten in the UK.
"What do you want for breakfast?"
"Dippy egg and soldiers!"
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To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...
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n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.
He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.
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Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.
Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.
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A term used to describe Irish people, particularly the ones who immigrated to the US in there masses, during the late 1800's - early 1900's. They would typically have blue eyes, and were nicknamed 'duck eggs' as actual duck eggs often have blue tints in them.
This Irish pub is full of Duck Eggs... Funnily enough!
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cream egg! meaning .. you ram the egg up the vagina then punch it hard so it breaks and then lick out the remains.
its usually a lesbian party trick.
'emma and steph cream egg-ed it up last night'
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The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.
Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.
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