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A very annoying person who has adhd and probably has the name Zach. He annoys everyone
Zach is a Rainbow Cock Fairy
Zach: nar nar nar i like cock nar nar narrrrr!!!!
Jake: You are such a rainbow cock fairy.
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It's the mystical spirit that turns your soft serve into rock candy.
When everyone's asleep,
the Morning Wood Fairy comes at night,
she makes our sausages hard,
and vanishes out of sight.
I woke up in the morning,
and I got up to pee
but then I last discovered
my sapling turned into a tree.
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a fairy that comes in the darkness of night, cuts off your nipple, and gently slips it underneath your pillow while you sleep.
"Damn where's my nipple? The sly boob fairy must have struck again".
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a work-mate who uses your stuff and leaves his trash on your desk on a daily basis. He is usually short in height, a closet queen and obnoxiously all over the place, catching everyone's attention.
"what the fuck! who used my desk?! ah shit! the trash fairy strikes again!"
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The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
I've been struck by Cupid- wait, make that the Magical Wood Fairy.
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A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.
Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"
Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."
Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"
Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
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