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Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.
After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.
I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.
When you put your penis through a hole in a fidget spinner en spin it while fapping
I spinner fapped so hard last night i can still feel the vshhhhhh
Pinching your bottom eyelid and shaking it to make a fapping sound
What’s the best way to simulate the sound of fapping? - eye fapping
When an average Croatian female gets inslired by flapoy bird and decides that normal fapping just wont do. Sh eprezends she is rhe bird in flappy bird, and does the Croatian flappy fap.
"I was just talking to my friend, and she suddenly started spinning!"
"Is she Croatian?"
"Yes"
"She was doing the Croatian flappy fap."
Pornstars that write rap songs that solely contain sexually explicit content.
Riley Reeds fap rap is fire af
When someone just can’t stop fapping…
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*