February 10

A day that all people under 5’1 are born.

Bro, Lola was born on February 10th, she must be really short.

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february 9th

february 9th is national car sex day

friend one: Yeah me and my girlfriend did it in a car last night!
friend two: Oh yeah, is it because it was February 9th?

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February 14

National the singles throw rocks at the taken day because they are lonely as CRAP! And because it’s Valentine’s Day and you are all alone and the only person who got you something was your mom.😭

On February 14 2019 Shelby threw a rock at her crush and his gf because they started holding hand and telling each other they loved on another and then she went home and cried!

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February 6th

February 6th humans aren’t annoying but they are kinda cute. They tend to listen to their mom a lot who is probably one of those helicopter moms. They tend to also push away all the good people in their life and keep all the toxic fkn people. I hope they soon realize that if they pushed away someone they dated for not a little but somewhat long period of time, that person still wants them, that person is the right person for them, and you February 6th people need to take advantage of that and not listen to you moms.

damn, those February 6th people have lost their minds, but they need to stop using their moms.

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February 30th

See rejection

Sandra: OH MAH GAWD!!
Macy: What is it?
Sandra: I just asked Kendall out! We have a date on February 30th!
Macy: *facepalm*

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February 23

National head day. Any woman has to give you head until you cum and can't stop until you do.

Boy:hey girl it's February 23 yk what that means
Girl: *gets down on knees*

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February 27

National kick someone day this is a day where you can kick someone anywhere and not get in trouble.

It’s national kick day.”Yay” I love February 27

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