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Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 February 11, 2012


the fishing hole

when the woman's pussy smells like a Japanese fish market, this is referred to as the fishing hole

owain: "yo i sniffed the fishing hole last night it was even worse then a Japanese fish market"

george: "did you use a fishing rod?"

by currymuncher69420 March 12, 2021


fish clit

A vagina that smells like fish

You're a fish clit

by Tiggle bitties May 22, 2016


fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.

"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."

by CobblyWobbly April 17, 2016


Nuked a fish

The "oh so easy" it's almost subconscious act of consistently taking the piss out of something or someone.

Logical extension of "Shooting fish in a barrel".

Full title "Nuking fish in a paper barrel filled with Alien© blood acid".

Originators: P Finney & T Shearer

The act constant piss taking to a level where it is subconsious. For example, "I just nuked a fish" after the "Fish" doesn't even know it's happening.

by chunto February 17, 2011


Fish Mayonnaise

When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.

"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"

"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"

by Bitches ain't shit June 28, 2015


fish piece

What one would call a female. Usually, a man referring to pussy.

Yo noog, let's go to McDonald's and get a fish piece.

by Th3Pr0diGy July 15, 2009