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Ignore it and Floor it

When the haters tell you to slow down, just keep drinking

Donut Dowling was being told he was getting too drunk. So he thought to himself, "Ignore it and floor it," He later shit his pants and barfed in a sink.

by GrandyPants September 28, 2022


Floor Falcon

A female who spends their time surfing from couch to couch but still thinks their fine af

Fuck Lisa, that floor falcon looking bitch

by ToughCookie July 19, 2019


Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023


floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.

Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!

by Vitamincool February 5, 2022


otf (on the floor)

Whats otf is what’s planned. like what the move for that day is.

Dj: “Aye, what’s the move Saturday?”

Kam: “Shii… ima ask gang to put something otf (on the floor).”

by barbiiiie May 6, 2022


killing floor

There's 3 definitions of a killing floor :

1) When you stab the floor or shoot it with a gun, you're killing it, hence the "Killing Floor"
2) You're walking, you're happy and all, then the floor kills you, maybe because of some traps hidden in the floor, hance the "Killing Floor"
3) A video game about zombies, there's a lot of blood on the floor and slaughtering corpses, so it's a "killing floor".

Now you know.

1)I was walking like every day and I tripped, so I made a killing floor.
2)Jigsaw wants to play with me, ha made a killing floor.
3)Rick Grimes is slaughtering a hundred of zombies, that's a real killing floor.

by JackThough February 25, 2017


Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021