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I ordered pothead flowers, and it delivered to my doorsteps yesterday
A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?
Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.
Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.
Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.
Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)
Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.
Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.
Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?
Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!
Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
Floral creations given to individuals that they will carry or wear in a wedding. A Mother’s corsage is a good example of a personal flower. Of course a bridal bouquet is definitely a personal flower. And so is this simple Groom’s boutonniere.
When my Personal Flowers arrived, my fiance was right there with the camera to take pre-wedding shots. I laughed, cried and literally danced with joy over them... now showing on FB.
A large gathering of women.
I went to her baby shower yesterday. There were so many women there. It was a flower fest.
An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.
Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".
Friend 2: "Nice bro!"
When your a hippie and you get a dildo
Bro your such a flower penis