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German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
lets go do some german window shopping
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A meme on YouTube that appeared on my recommendations
Person 1: translate sweet to german.
Person 2: sweet in German is süss
Person 2: o_o
Person 1: it was a trap
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A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs
"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."
When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.
person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie
A gay, drunk, German midget blowing some guy through a glory hole
The little German fairy had fun last night.
German Fan Shower; When the dominant male stands behind a generic fan, which is blowing at it's highest settings. The female is kneeing down in front of the fan as the male jizzes straight into the fan blades, showering the females face and seeps into her scalp.
Dominant Male "Hey baby!, wanna do German Fan Shower tonight?".
Female " Yeah baby!, get me moist right in the face!".