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When you go home with someone because you think they have money.
"Dude Sarah did you have the green goggles on last night, when you went home with that hobbit."
When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.
She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.
Its Georgenotfound's clout goggles obvisly
person 1: '' Hey what are go-''
person 2: ''gogy goggles? its george not founds clout goggles''
Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.
A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.
“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now”
What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.
"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."
When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."
Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."