she has dutch boy fingers

A lesbian women.

Hey,she must have dutch boy fingers, she just started sleeping with another woman.

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HIT HA WIT DA JIMMY

A rap song by "Young T".

The term refers to "hitting", or inserting, his "Jimmy", or man meat, into "Her", probably your mom's, vagina.

I HIT HA WIT DA JIMMY, I told her I got plenty!...... I lied...

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the price of eggs has gone up

A phrase used to show you don't really care about something, as it isn't as important to you, as the other person/people in the conversation.

Derived from a recent Radio News broadcast in which the price of eggs going up was likened to be as important as world diasters, such as the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear I upgraded my PC so it now has more RAM?
Guy 2: Yeah, and the price of eggs has gone up

Girl: And she was like, and I like, omg, you were at that party and saw Terry kissing Elisha? And she was all (mindless drivle)
You: Totally, and did you hear the price of eggs went up?

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Every peepee has a peepee hole

A simple phrase used to signify the basic philosophy of life and all existence. One must put things in the most simple terms to comprehend the complexities of our reality.

Also a song written and recorded by the band Betty Sex Machine in the year 1999.

dude #1 " I am trying to figure out the meaning of myself. 'A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.' I am quoting Soren Kierkegaard, trying to grasp my true self"

dude #2 "yeah well every peepee has a peepee hole"

dude #1 "whoa..."

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the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition

the car has seen better days

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Every Jack has his Jill

Every man (Jack) will find a woman (Jill), or generally speaking, Every one will find a partner.

John : I'm thirty and still a virgin, I 'll never have a girlfriend.
Tom : Don't worry man , every Jack has his Jill.
John : Who's Jack!?, I'm John.

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This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed.

S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!

Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.

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