play a hand

a.) to take an active role

b.) to participate in a game of cards

c.) to not fold in card games like poker where folding occurs -- often uesd with a possesive pronoun, e.g. play my hand, play your hand

Does God play a hand in our lives, or does he just watch?

Hey, we're about to start a game of Texas Hold 'Em. Want to play a hand?

Jimmy looks confident. I don't know if I should play my hand or fold.

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Pimp Hand

"Pimp hand" is what you lay down onto the beeyotches to keep 'em in line

Don' yo be backchattin' at me girl, else I'll be layin' down some pimp hand and smack some shush into yo goddam' smartass mout!

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short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

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google hand

The measure of one's ability to rapidly locate information on the internet using Google.

I just asked Jim about a rare bread of guinean banana slug. He had some links for me in a couple of minutes. Damn is his Google hand strong!

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quake hand

To masturbate, by not actually consciously moving your hand.

The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps:

Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the quake hand?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

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Piss hand

The hand you piss with. Usually the right hand, though some have been known to "pull a lefty" for amusement. Note that using the non-preferred hand can lead to pissing on your shoes and/or other vital organs.

The advantage of having one chosen piss hand is that only one hand need be washed after pissing.

Ricardinho: Hey, dude, which is your piss hand?
Albertinho: Same as my jerk hand: the right.

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squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

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