handled his baggage

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia

Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".

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bust his hoop

Crude way of describing the vile act of sodomous penetration.

If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.

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scratched his cheeks

When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.

"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"

Henry and his goons

The group of bullies from 'IT'. Henry Bowers, Patrick Hockstetter, Belch Huggins and Victor (Vic) Criss.

"You guys are trying to hard,"
"She'll do ya', You just gotta ask nicely,"
"like I did" ;)
(I just wanted to put a quote but they said it had to say 'Henry and his goons', and I didn't want to rewrite this as when Bev and Ben meet sooooo...

bust his balls

To give one of the guys a hard time in a joking manner

"Dude, I heard jeff took his wife to the ballet last night, you should totally go bust his balls"

Guy: "Hey princess, did you wear your best frilly dress to the ballet last night?"

Jeff: "Shut up A hole. I only went so she would put out"

His dad was a blacksmith

Someone who doesn't know their father

Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.

swallow his kids

When you swallow his cum

bro she swallow his kids

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