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A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
Look at that Hipster photographer, she doesn't even know what aperture and exposer mean.
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Anyone who listens to black metal, death metal; speed metal; thrash metal; or any form of metal for ironic reasons, or because they find it humorous. This termed was coined by the incredibly brilliant Azentrius of the Chicago band Nachtmystium. Its original meaning was presumably directed initially at spectators at a black metal show. Currently, nigel hipsters can be found in most cities that have less developed local metal scenes--generally cities where the hipster, fixter, hipster douche, bourgeois hipster fuck quotient is at a such critical mass that it forces hipsters to frequent bars that traditionally cater to aficionados of genre music. Austin, Tx; Kansas City, Mo; Boston; San Francisco, etc.
"I read recently that The Sword were put together by a record company to cash in on the current "Nigel Hipster"/Southern Lord/Necro clawzzzzzz/tight jeans and cardigans style of metal that's getting mad press/mad props from indie kids/Vice."
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An MMA fan who hates the UFC because it is popular.
MMA hipsters will claim any fighter who is not in the UFC is superior to any fighter in the UFC, simply because they are not in the UFC.
UFC Fan: Tim Sylvia hasn't looked the same since leaving the UFC.
MMA Hipster: Are you kidding, he is way better now. He would easilly tear through anyone in the UFC HW division.
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Slang term for Sriracha Thai hot sauce.
Comes from the fact that Sriracha is and has become ubiquitous in most hipster-type eating/drinking establishments and the kitchens of the more "arty" college students at your local liberal arts university. While Tabasco (and to a lesser extent, Texas Pete along with several others) was once the universal hot sauce used in cooking and spicing up certain foods, Sriracha has generally replaced it as a hipper/cooler alternative to the boring old slice of Americana that Tabasco can be considered. However, Sriracha can only be considered Hipster Tabasco if it is used unnecessarily on foods that don't normally require or taste better with hot sauce. Either way, it's just another way for kids that had no culture before they left the suburbs to prove to the world at large how much cooler they are than you.
Can be found at most asian markets, better grocery stores, and in the half-used variety on moving day in dumpsters outside any place college kids have been living.
Having a hard day? Hung over from being a Free Lance Party Photographer? Fell off your tallbike after someone with a job they have to go to pay for their student loans cut you off in their car while you were impeding traffic? Try a Hipster Sanguinary Maria Redeye! Take one CAN (has to be can!) of PBR, mix with your favorite tomato juice, and throw in an unnecessary amount of Hipster Tabasco. Serve over ice and enjoy with your favorite brand of cheap cigarettes until you vomit! Take pictures, post on Facebook, and repeat!
Or just throw it on that gluten-free or what have you abomination of food you bought from whatever trendy restaurant and/or grocery store that's near whatever overly gentrified area you're living in!
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Fags that hang out in Walmarts only to insult how everything is bad for the environment. They are often seen working in Starbucks correcting people and trying to give advice on how to live.
*Cop Pulls out Taser*
College Hipster: Bro, don't tase me, that thing is made of plastic, use some renewable carboard you sick fuck!
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Kids who come from the suburbs with mommy & daddy's money to come live in urban areas. They usually where flannel button up shirts and they roll up their jeans so it doesn't get caught on their bikes that they roam the city with. They listen to "tight" music like Daft Punk and Circle takes the square; you can often find them paying for over priced used clothes.
I almost ran over those hipster kids on their bikes.
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Meme queens.
Those l33t netizens who find lulzy vids and discard them as "old" WAY before they hit the mainstream.
Can be found on 4Chan, Reddit, the seedy underbelly of teh interwebz...
Wouldn't be caught dead surfing the cheezburger network.
Your friend: "Hey! Check out this sweet video of a cat riding on a turtle. LOL. CUUUUUTE!"
You: "Yeah... I saw that like, 3 weeks ago. And cats are way over."
Your friend to your other friend: "Don't send anything to *your name*, Ever. She's a total Internet hipster and will make you feel like shit."
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