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Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out
I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door
An attached garage with a couch and a recliner in it. Usually the garage door is open. The Italian living room is used because the real living room is plastic wrapped and only for special occasions.
I drove through my neighborhood, and Joe and luanna waved from inside their Italian living room.
Chicago slang for when a criminal snitches to the police on other criminals to get out of trouble.
Police are known to treat cooperative suspects favorably and will get them whatever food they like while is custody, i.e, they'll request something good if they're snitching on their friends.
Nuski been snitching, full as hell after that Italian beef and Pepsi.
When, to wake someone up, you run and jump into their bed naked and move vigorously.
" Can you wake me up tomorrow" "Sure I'll give you an Italian Alarm Clock
A rubber band. Reffering to the rubber band
Italian Money Clip
Vinny: Yo Tony, lemme borrow two hundred
Tony: I aint got it
Vinny: You just pulled a wad of money out at the bar
Tony: Yeah its a bunch of one's with a hundred on the outside
Vinny: get the fuck outta here
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Grappa. Made from grapes, this Italian brandy, is commonly enjoyed after dinner. For those of you of whom have ever partaken of this, I'm sure you'll agree!
"Now that the meal's over, nonna's gonna be pulling out the cannoli and Italian Lighter Fluid".
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gettin a hand job with marinara sauce as lube
the italian job is best done at a fazoli's
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