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Justin Timberlake

The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.

Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?

by Steve-O April 3, 2004

1306๐Ÿ‘ 1434๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

A "singer" with a girly voice and no talent. He's adored by some 12-year olds (especially girls). His fans call themselves "Beliebers", but I usually call them "Biebtards". I'm not gonna say he's gay or something, but he's not talented, his songs are not so good, and most of his fans are retards.

Fan: I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER SO MUCH HE'S SO TALENTED
Me: He's not talented at all. Get a life and don't listen to trash music like Bieber does.

by biebergoaway February 22, 2014

22๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Trudeau

Overrated and inept leader who Canadians love too much and by Canadians I mean people from Toronto. He can never answer questions in parliament. His speeches sounds so robotic like he is reading from a teleprompter. Whenever someone asks him a tough question all he does is deflect and say some random shit about how Canada is a progressive country and we should use peoplekind instead of mankind blah blah same old same old statements... Canada is only so much progressive and stable until other countries like Israel, the US, etc have access to vaccines and we don't. He also btw has given a eulogy to Fidel Castro who was a dictator and he has praised the CCP nother dictatorship while he claims to be a democratic progressive leader.

He can't ever solve any problems like the housing market which affects young people so much but most young people here still love him to death. He's just in power to say pretty things and look pretty. The Liberal party can choose a much better leader than him. Those who praise him are very naive people Canada has had a bunch of better leaders and for that person who calls Trudeau a sugar daddy who gives people $2,000 he's also asked some people to pay back that money what kind of sugar daddy would do that?

A leader who can get by on only looks, and being the son of a former prime minister and nothing else. He must be a Justin Trudeau

by Frank2020 April 28, 2021

2250๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichรฉs directed by Michael Bay.

His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).

Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!

Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.

by CbrLaneSplitter250 January 26, 2014

33๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Trudeau

The worst (natural, social, economic, political) disaster that Canada ever had. If you ask him a question, he will call you a racist or an intolerant before you even finish saying "Mr Trudeau, I have a questi..." His ministers are as smart as a 10 year old kid. Creates a huge debt for the country and keeps on saying: "tHe BuDgEt WiLl BaLaNcE iT sElF !11!!!1" Gives 10 million dollars to a terrorist and let even more of them get into the country.

Jack: "Hey dude, I'm broke."
Steve: "What did you do again?"
Jack : "I bought stuff online that never came."
Steve: "Shit, when will you learn to not act like Justin Trudeau?"
Jack: "You are an intolerant because you said that God Justin Trudau was bad!!!!"

by my brain is FUBAR November 22, 2018

1420๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Parker

Frequently confused with the deceased cannibal/rapist Jeffrey Dahmer due to their similar physical appearence and tendencies. Justin Parker usually hides in his mom's closet pretending to be stuck in a dark cave so he can eat anyone who happens to venture into his fantasy world.

"Dude, wanna go hang at Justin Parker's tonight?"
"No, bro, I'm not trying to get eaten tonight. I'd rather go to that lame kid Andrew Rutsky's house instead and play in the grass."

by knightrider12345 November 13, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin morneau

The coolest man in the world! Everyone loves and admires him!
First baseman on the Minnesota Twins, wears number 33.

Example 1-
Person 1- Did you know James Bond was written after Justin Morneau's memoirs?

person 2- Really? That would make him the coolest guy in the world!

person 1- Of Course!

by arielmaria July 4, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž