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a tampon, generally used to clog or prevent blood flow
i need to buy some jake kendall
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making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.
Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up.
Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.
Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!
Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.
Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!
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A STUPID CUNT THAT MADE "ITS EVERYDAY BRO" AND HE GRABS HIS DICK FOR THE WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO. HES GAY AND WORSE THAN LOGAN PAUL HOLY SHIT
Amir: Are you fucking kidding me? I fucking hate Jake Paul
Jake Paul: ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Peter: FUCK YOU YOU SALTY CUNT
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A narcissistic, ego maniac; full of themselves. Idiotic and probably a D+, 69%, student. (England is not a city... You learn that in grade school...)
It's Everyday Bro... England is my City.... I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one. (Not True)
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When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.
Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date
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A whorish hobo who enjoys the word strumpet. He is ignorant, stupid, and stalkerish.
"Hey Jake Amorelli, why are you stalking me??"
"You're a STRUMPET!"
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A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.
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