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jimmy carter

verb. to talk someone out of a crisis as Dan Akroyd (playing Jimmy Carter) did on SNL many years ago to a guy tripping on acid

If your portfolio starts losing money, I'll Jimmy Carter you off the ledge.

by To-ry the anal intruder April 20, 2005

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jimmy cap

another word for condom,which is to prevent having babies

Wear a jimmy cap to have boring sex.

by blackknight76 February 20, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy carter

The most evil American who ever lived. A spineless, appeasing, pious, preachy and catastrophically incompetent excuse for a human being whose inept micromanagement of the POTUS office wrecked the US economy, encouraged Soviet imperialism and almost single-handedly kick-started a resurgence of islamic imperialism that we are still dealing with almost three decades after he was booted out of office in a landslide. Not content with the incalculable damage he did as POTUS, this useful idiot of every form of totalitarianism went on to be the effective lapdog of islamic terrorists and communist tyrants, helping to finance the PLO, hugging Castro and revitalising the North Korean nuclear program. Of course he won a Nobel Peace Prize for all this, following in the footsteps of his beloved islamic terrorists.

Jimmy Carter was born too late to pursue his true vocation of burning witches in Salem (for their own good of course, much as it pained him to do it). Get thee behind me Jimmy Carter.

by Garth Vader October 1, 2006

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jimmy jack

v. The act of forcibly and swiftly relieving another person of his/her belongings.
v. The act of sexually assaulting someone's anus.

Damn skeeter done did jimmy jacked my car stereo and my daughter's piggy bank, what a sunuvabitch.

Tyrone jimmy jacked my shitter somethin' good in the shower!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

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popped a jimmy

A boner resulting from an unexpected occurrence.

"How was the movie Charles?"
"Pretty good Matt, halfway through Jennifer Aniston started blowing a banana and not going to lie but I popped a jimmy so big it knocked over my popcorn!"

by WillithanSmith January 10, 2014

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jimmy vargas

bitch ass nigga who front hard like a blood but highkey aint shit. aint nobody like him.

Chris: My nigga you saw Jimmy Vargas yesterday
Dennis: Yea bruh that nigga fought Johnny
Chris: I heard Johnny started stacking on him then threw a flag...

by K^ng Ace March 11, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jimmy Neutron

A dumb prefix that makes a word seem futuristic. Its also a reference to a show named " Jimmy Neutron boy genius ".

My dude, Jerry killed that nigga with his Jimmy Neutron blaster.

by Mr. TreeMan December 13, 2019

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