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Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".
"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"
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A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!
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1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
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aka Blow Job if only initials read.
Also meaning Felatio
Girl1: Marcus got a Betsy Johnson from Laura!
Girl2: that slut!
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A place where theres rednecks and rich people. I think thats where Lenexa and Overland park are
I live in lawrence kansas 30 miles west of Johnson County.
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A Josh Johnson is commonly known as a majestic being. It is typically found in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, but can be found in other regions of North America. Its beauty and poise is unmatched by any other species in the known universe, though it sometimes makes mistakes to make humans and other species feel better about themselves.
And they saw the Josh Johnson, confronting a kankas-infested Libby, telling her to "Stahp!"
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A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
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