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Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".
"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"
A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!
1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
aka Blow Job if only initials read.
Also meaning Felatio
Girl1: Marcus got a Betsy Johnson from Laura!
Girl2: that slut!
A place where theres rednecks and rich people. I think thats where Lenexa and Overland park are
I live in lawrence kansas 30 miles west of Johnson County.
This term originates in Knoxville, Tn by way of Jacksboro, Tn. It refers to getting caught masturbating in the morning by your mother when she is bringing you lunch money.
Josh got Mammy Johnson'd this morning before work. I bet he's gonna have an awkward dinner.
If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.
Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.