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The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 13, 2023


the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023


The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023


Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 06, 2023


Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho

chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si

by ñañinxd November 24, 2021


Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.

Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.

by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021


Pablo Juan

Juan Pablo but reverse

Person: Look its Pablo Juan

by Joan Laporta November 23, 2021