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When you jerk off without using any lubrication.
"I ran out of lotion so I had to give myself a Kentucky dry rub."
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In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.
The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.
I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.
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The simple yet eloquent dish composed of a hot dog topped with ham and American cheese.
Man I'm pretty hungry, got a hankering for a Kentucky Cordon Bleu
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when you get sand on you at the beach after you put on sun tan lotion
Damn I hate that little kid who kicked sand on me after I put sun tan lotion and now I'm kentucky-fried
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A Kentucky mudslide is when you slip in another persons/ animals feces and let out a little feces yourself
Billy: I was at the farm yesterday and slipped in some cow shit and shit myself in the process
Trevor: I didn't know the forecast called for a Kentucky mudslide
kentucky mudslide kentucky mudslide shit
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When you freeze a mayonnaise jar until it turns to slush and afterwards boil it. Once the previous steps are completed you dip your tip in the jar.
Kentucky Hello is a fine way to say I love you.
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An inappropriate and uncomfortably long embrace from a family member or authority figure.
Whenever Uncle Ralphie showed up for dinner, children had to squirm out of his Kentucky hug.
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