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When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.
Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much
When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived
sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"
Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen
Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.
It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.
To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"
To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.
"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber
"knock knock"
"yo what was that?"
"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"
Knocking Tang is when 2 hot teenagers have sex.
My parents aren't home, good time for Knocking Tang don't you think?