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1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.
"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."
Lazie is a name of a person who is really crazy. Creepy laughter, uncomfortable smiles and irritating screams is enough to make people feel terrified in various situations. Lazie is a typical crazy forehead.
he creeped me out with that smile, i'm sure he is a lazie.
It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.
Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.
Drinking heavily until the point you pass out and float uncontrollably around a lazy river
"Man, we got a free afternoon let's hit the pool and fucking Lazy Jay!!"
"This party is a bust, time to Lazy Jay this shit!!"
During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"
The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.
Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.