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Named after the first person to complete it, the Lucas Bush Challenge is a 24-hour harrowing ordeal involving drinking beer, eating donuts, running miles, and jacking off. Given the numbers 6, 12, 18, and 24, one must assign a number to each activity and complete them in a singular day. Lucas Bush, our honored first champion, chose to jack off 6 times, run 12 miles and, in a halftime decision change, eat 18 donuts and drink 24 beers.
"Someone attempted the Lucas Bush Challenge and tried to jack off 12 times, what a psycho!"
My friend Doraya's soulmate (but I find him ugly asf)
Doraya: Want to know who the cutest/hottest boy in the world is?
Me: Sure
Doraya: Mostly Luca
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when the male shits into a sock, and shoved it down the females throat, then she takes it out, puts it down his throat, then they make out and absorb the shit from each others mouths.
“damn bro last night was wild” -male 1
“what’d y’all do?”- male 2
“i totally lucas nelsoned her and it was lit”- male 1
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A situation in which sci-fi movies often sacrifice good-quality acting and a coherent story in order to milk in the special effects
Movies that suffer from George Lucas Syndrome are:
Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I-III)
Steven Spielberg's Minority Report
Matrix Sequels
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3 dudes who sit on my table in English.
One of them is attracted to microwaves.
The other two are microwaves.
Please send help
Philosopher-Hamish: if you jump off the empire state building with a parachute, you’ll be falling for a few minutes. But if you jump off without a parachute, then you’ll be falling for the rest of your life.
Processor-Hannah.exe has stopped working
Observer-Lucas: Hannah’s last brain cells have D I S I N T E G R A T E D.
Thinker-Nicholas: Hannah had brain cells?
Hamish Lucas Nicholas
A stoner, always smoking:) has 2-3 close friends very outgoing, keeps a lot to himself, is afraid to fall in love again he’s tired of getting cheated on and used, he has one girl chasing after him she’s madly in love with him... he is very strong and will push though anything that gets in his way.
Guy- hey look its Gregory Austin Lucas
Girl- yeah he’s my bestfriend:))
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a potentially powerful leader, pending arrival in the United States, Pope Lucas the Flocculent accepts followers of every race and creed to His presence. Never to be confused with the leaders of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Lucas touts efficiency above all things. Pope Lucas the Flocculent is proficient in a German specialty performance known as the Kerzentrick.
Behold, His shining radiance, Pope Lucas the Flocculent, is among us!
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